December 2011
9 posts
MODELS
I was helping these mormons today, at the bike shop.
figures.
they came in and were very nice and friendly and sort of dull but excited by the sight of unfamiliar bicycles and unfamiliar, darker, skin and hair tones. They came as a group of five or so; they walked around as a flock and sort of stared outwards at all the things in our shop, when one would dare to break from the group laughter...
PILLS
How are you today, blog? Melancholy? because there’s a pill for that.
I was thinking today that we have pills for lots of things, for conditions small and large and common and uncommon and real and abstract. We probably have pills for remembering things and pills for forgetting them. Pills for feeling better and pills for feeling worse. Pills for loving and for hating and for having...
stay posi
Hey blog, hope your day was good, that’s interesting, sure we can talk about it later. I’m wearing tights that promote blood flow in my legs because I can. That’s not the point of my blog post today its just an interesting fact about myself.
I got the best parking spot in Clarendon today. Because it’s the weekend parking spots are far harder to come by. I was literally 40...
soul commuting
I get in my car and drive to the metro, usually using about 5/8th of a gallon of gas each way, costing me approximately 4 dollars round trip. I park in a parking garage at the metro stop, usually costing another 4 dollars. Then I ride the train 10 stops to my destination, costing 2.50 each way. While this commute is rather expensive, I am leaving out the largest cost;
my mortal soul.
Commuting...
Felon
Oh hey blog.
I had a pretty normal day, got up, ran a little late for work. Got dressed, microwaved a pair of underwear to get them dry, consequently smelled like popcorn all day.
I’ve decided that my life has become too boring since I found a job. I need something exciting to keep my life edgy and readable, so I’ve also decided to start committing felonies to see how long I can go...
Gilberto Getz
I don’t have anything to write about today. I’ve been thinking about it blog, and I can’t find a single damn thing to meditate on. I have writers block.
It’s sort of like this blank spot in an awkward conversation at an elegant dinner party where you’re not expected to have those type of awkward moments. You decided to do heavy Hors d’oeuvresand a few elegant...
Killer man killer, man
Christmas is coming, and you know what that means.
Buy a bunch of stuff and get into a fight with your family about something stupid, like a Christmas tree.
I’m not saying Christmas trees are stupid. It’s Christmas, Christmas is stupid.
These children raided the bike shop today, as I was helping the mother they literally ran and rode around in large circles through rows of expensive...
Scotty knows
Blog, there are these people here in my coffee shop talking about boys who knocked them up and never called. there’s more to it than that though.
This woman, this girl, is sitting chatting with another couple next to me. Shes not very pregnant, shes sort of, barely pregnant. Shes loudly explaining how her babies father is the twelfth son from a family that put him up for adoption, how he...
Friday friday
“Fast,”
“What?”
“Just go fast, man.”
My life is sitting next to me in this red convertible I’m driving through a dry cool desert in the middle of the day. The sky is clear and my life is wearing a leather jacket and a pair of raybans. The top is down on the convertable and my life’s long dark hair is floating around his scruffy face. My life takes...
